Ahnold Couldn’t Heft This Around The Airport

I know they aren’t supposed to do this, but I swear the airport security people slipped some ballast into my laptop bag when I wasn’t looking. This thing weighs a dadgum ton! I wondered in amazement this morning how I managed to haul this thing around Maryland without pulling my shoulder out of socket.

If I do much more travelling as part of the ol’ job, I’m gonna need to order up one of the lighter-weight laptops that are made. Otherwise, I might as well be dragging a ball and chain around.