A random search for Mark Turner in everyone’s favorite search engine puts me three notches from the top. Now, if I can only talk more about my photographic skills, and maybe mention my new jazz recordings, I’ll make it to the top. If I dare go into my work with higher-order cognitive operations, I would suspect that I would be accused of conceptual blending. At the very least, my creativity and communications skills might be brought into question.
While I’m at it, I should mention how I’m an expert skier, especially when “the animal” in me comes alive. Oh, and I’m also the optimal president of my own company, Siteseers, Inc., providing Linux solutions. But I don’t yet have a Ph.D.
If you’d like to hear me play saxaphone, I suppose you’re still out of luck.