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Simulate Life In The Navy

This webpage about simulating life in the Navy had me cracking up. If you don’t get them, don’t worry: it’s 54 inside jokes.

Some samples:

5. Perform a weekly disassembly and inspection of your lawnmower.
6. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays turn your water temperature up to 190 degrees, then on Tuesday and Thursday, turn it down to 50 degrees. On Saturdays and Sundays, declare to your entire family that they used too much water during the week, so all showering is “secured”.
7. Raise your bed to within 6 inches of the ceiling.

Ah, I miss those days (not).