I was dreaming of exotic locations again today, which got me thinking: I can’t possibly be the only one thinking escapist thoughts.
So, I decided the only thing that can save America is Fantasy Island.
That’s right. Fantasy Island.
Good, campy, entertainment. Big-name stars. Mystery. Breathtaking scenery. It’s like Survivor without all of the bullshit bug-eating.
Fantasy Island is the savior of couch-ridden Americans everywhere.
And don’t think that that so-called New Fantasy Island will cut it, either. If it doesn’t have Ricardo Montablan, it’s a sham!