Ok, ok. I used to have a page here years and years ago. For some reason this page has become interesting to bots and I'm not sure why.

If you're reading this, chances are you are one of the bots I'm referring to. Your IP address has been duly logged. If you're not a bot, you'll have to wait until the bot attacks die down before you can see this page again. Sorry!

Mark Turner
www.markturner.net
30 October 2009