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Your Mama Jokes

Time for a collection of “Your Mama” jokes. Add your favorite to the thread.

Your mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Your mama’s so fat, when she dance, she makes the BAND skip.

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  1. when she leave a comment she get “Cast from type ‘DBNull’ to type ‘Integer’ is not valid.”

  2. …when she want to read new content, instead she get a sharp stick in the eye.

  3. Ye mama be so fat, when she walk the plank, the ocean gets out the way! Arrrrrrr!

  4. …her belly button’s got an echo

    … she whistles bass

    … she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step

    … when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry

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