Zonkers! My transaction abilities were suspended, according to this breathless email I just got, straight from the Secutity Department of the FDIC!! I do all my corporated and business banking with the FDIC and now I can’t!!! I guess I should try to save and install the newest installations, by browsing this link!!1!!!
Oh, thank you Secutity Department, for watching out for me!1!!1!!eleven!!
Date: Wed, 3 Oct 2012 14:49:11 +0200
From: “FDIC” email@example.com
To: markt at markissupercoolbutthisisnthisemailaddress.edu
Subject: Your transaction abilities were suspended
Your Corporated and Business Banking
Your ACH & Wire transaction abilities have been temporarily disabled in order to ensure your security, because of the expiration of your security version. Please save and install the newest installations, by browsing this link.
As soon as update being installed, your account entire features will be completely restored.
Faithfully yours, Secutity Department, Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.