Ultimate spooky sound effect mix

Since it’s Halloween, I had my speakers on the porch again, playing spooky sounds. I use the LaserLight Digital’s 101 Digital Sound Effects – Sounds of Horror CD for my effects. I’ve had the CD for a few years now but this year I finally got the mix right.

Here’s what I played:

  • Continuous loop – “Stormy Night”: thunder, wind, and rain.
  • 17 second loop – “Wood Gate Creaking”: starts every 17 seconds.
  • 17 second loop – One of “Terrified Scream – Man,” “Man Groaning”, or “Frightened Breathing” every 17 seconds
  • 12 second loop – One of “Terrified Scream – Woman,” “Shrill Scream – Woman,” and “Owl Hooting” every 12 seconds.

On my Linux box, that’s four separate instances of mplayer running at once. In one window, for instance, I did this:

while [ 1 ]; do mplayer LaserLight_Digital-Wood_gate_creaking.ogg; sleep 17; done

In another I ran this:

while [ 1 ]; do for i in LaserLight_Digital-Terrified_Scream__Woman.ogg LaserLight_Digital-Shrill_Scream__Woman.ogg LaserLight_Digital-Owl_Hooting.ogg; do mplayer $i; sleep 12; done; done

In hindsight, I should’ve moved one of the players from 17 seconds to something that didn’t match the other, so that they would play out of sync.

Right before 9 AM, I had a group of teenage girls venture up onto the front porch. As the spooky sounds are playing, I put my alien mask on and slowly opened the door. You should’ve heard the screams! I took my mask off and laughed my head off! It was the highlight of the night.

Next year, I’ll put up a ghost and get some other spooky additions. I eat this stuff up!

Sample in a jar

Wikimedia Commons pic by TurboTorque


I went to a job interview recently which went fantastically. The work was right up my alley, faces lit up when I described what I do, and one interviewer even exclaimed “he’s just the guy we need!”

Then I got handed off to the corporate HR staff, which sent me a 16-page job application to fill out. That wasn’t so bad, but on the porch today was a overnighted package with forms in it for a drug test.
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One-way streets and property values

By BigBuzzMedia


I did a little bit of Googling tonight on the issue of one-way streets and property values. It seems that many sites say that one-way streets likely decrease property values:

From the University of Louisville comes Matt Hanka, ABD; and John Gilderbloom, Ph.D.’s paper entitled How One-Way Thinking is Hurting Historic Downtown Neighborhoods (a short but informative read):

One-way streets pose many threats for pedestrian and motorist safety, make city streets seem less safe, disproportionately impact poor and minority neighborhoods, hurt downtown businesses, reduce the property values of homes, and negatively impact the environment and contribute to global warming. Conversions to two-way have already happened in more than 100 cities around the United States.
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White Girl

XWhite Girl

She’s blond
Came along the sidewalk
Leave a trail of blue and black
up to you, fighting back

Steel chains, a noose of charms on our necks
I find out nothing when we talk and sit
Blue heart passion and watch the set

Easy to fall, part of your skull starts to break away
Cheaters walk down the block behind this evil street
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Luck Is Just the Spark for Business Giants

Here’s a fascinating look at the role luck plays in business success.

Recently, we completed a nine-year research study of some of the most extreme business successes of modern times. We examined entrepreneurs who built small enterprises into companies that outperformed their industries by a factor of 10 in highly turbulent environments. We call them 10Xers, for “10 times success.”

The very nature of this study — how some people thrive in uncertainty, lead in chaos, deal with a world full of big, disruptive forces that we cannot predict or control — led us to smack into the question, “Just what is the role of luck?”

via Luck Is Just the Spark for Business Giants – NYTimes.com.

New House bill could kick you and your website off the Internet

More astonishing overreach from our intellectual property overlords and their corrupt cronies in Congress.

The Stop Online Piracy Act also goes by another name: The E-PARASITES Act. It stands for Enforcing and Protecting American Rights Against Sites Intent on Theft and Exploitation Act. If it passes, that muscle would certainly be available.

Mark A. Lemley is a professor at Stanford Law School and director of the Stanford Program in Law, Science, and Technology. He says, “What’s remarkable about this provision is that it would allow the government and in many cases private parties to come into court, get a temporary restraining order without the participation of the accused website and shut down not just the infringing material, but the whole website.”

via New House bill could kick you and your website off the Internet | Marketplace From American Public Media.

Zombies for Mordecai Historic Park

Zombies
Travis and I spent the last two nights being zombies for Mordecai Historic Park’s annual Haunted Trolley rides. We were stationed in the insanely-decorated yard of Oakwood resident Jesse Jones, where we waited for the trolley to arrive. Once it did, Travis and I jumped out of the yard and worked to spook the riders.

After the second trolley went by last night, I decided it wasn’t enough to spook the riders. I wanted to make them laugh, too! Before the last trolley visit, Travis and I stopped by the house and made some cardboard signs saying “will work for BRAINZ” and “I need brains! Repeat: I need brains!” I also grabbed a bottle of Windex and a towel.

The trolley rolled up to the house and Travis and I stood statue-still for a moment. Then we leaped out with our signs (illuminated with LED flashlights – the latest zombie accessory) and hollered “braaaaaaains!” as we lurched around the trolley. Well, I lurched around the trolley -Travis lurched only as far as the curb: junior zombies aren’t allowed in the street.
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Obama’s conspiracy, revealed

The N&O’s Jim Jenkins skewered Wake GOP’s Susan Bryant today. This had me laughing out loud!

“Susan Bryant clearly is a genius,” said the insider. “I expect Rick Perry will have her on as chief strategist. And I wouldn’t be surprised if the president simply decided not to run for re-election. He said to me just last night, ‘Look, maybe we should get out. If Susan Bryant in North Carolina can read our minds and follow our every move like this, what’s the point in trying to fight her?'”

via Obama’s conspiracy, revealed – Jenkins – NewsObserver.com.

Startup incubator

I’ve been thinking more about Raleigh’s need for a startup incubator lately. I did a little research last night on the available warehouse spaces around town, wondering if any might be good candidates for housing techies. A few on South Wilmington Street look good as does the old Alcatel plant on Wake Forest Road near Costco. A really good location is the old Winn Dixie warehouse at the corner of Whitaker Mill Road and Atlantic Avenue because that warehouse is close to a future transit stop. I think an incubator needs to have good public transportation in order to be successful.
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