This would be the perfect place to launch my diabolical schemes to rule the world: the Frying Pan Shoals Light Tower. It’s done its job protecting sailors from the dangerous shoals but now it could be mine for $515,000.
The problem, of course, is that I don’t have a half a mil to throw away on a decrepit, rusting hulk 25 miles offshore. And, with real estate being what it is, I can’t really place the value on a property that I can’t land my helicopter on or climb onto because the ladder is missing. Then there’s the fact that you can’t really run real estate comps on a property with no homes within 25 miles of it. Then again, it does has amazing, unobstructed ocean views. Hmm.
I think I’ll stick with hatching my evil plans to take over the world from the comfort of my own home.
Maybe you could convert it into a drill rig and make a profit and lessen our dependence on foreign oil.
What an eye sore this is!! It should be torn down regardless of how beneficial it is to people.
Ouch! I just bit my tongue again.