Rumor Mill

I’ve heard the rumors and I want to put an end to the speculation. If I’m elected pope, I will not serve. Sure, you’ve get those great digs, and the adulation of millions, but it’s just not for me. For one thing, I’ve already got millions of fans from MT.Net. And there’s the fact that I’m not even Catholic. That commute to the Vatican would be a killer, too.

So please, save your votes for some other candidate.

Now back to your regularly-scheduled useless blogging.